🦍 APES TOGETHER STRONG 🍌 WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE πŸ’ THIS SITE IS BEST VIEWED IN NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR 4.0 AT 800x600 🍌 NO BANANAS WERE HARMED 🦧 OPEN YOUR WALLET AND CLOSE YOUR EYES 🧠 PAGER PLAYS PONG WITH HIS MIND 🦍 RETURN TO MONKE 🐡    
Welcome, Ape!
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Ape, it's in the name

CA: COMING SOON β€” APES DON'T RUSH

OPEN YOUR WALLET AND CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Apes believe memecoins are the only fun assets in crypto, thus meme availability is what makes crypto scale!

Apes mine memecoins the same way dwarves (ayyy) mine bitcoin proof of work. Except apes use their hands.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CLICK HERE!!!!

Did you know?

APES TOGETHER STRONG

its just a very big monke with no tail deal with it

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Btw

if i put a chip in an ape does it make it a cyborg?

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Apes are the purest form of monke. Every ape is a real life monkey that grew up, lost its tail, and got strong. By becoming APE they attain supreme banana.

Ape is an Ape

Monkey is a smaller ape with a tail. Do not tell the monkeys.

A macaque named Pager played Pong with his brain. No hands. No joystick. Just monke thoughts going straight into the computer. Neuralink put the chip in. The monke did the rest.

The Velocity of apes on the interchain will be unfathomable once every ape is jacked in. Velocity of thoughts is directly correlated to bananas over time.

Ape is all about vines. Vines across the jungle, vines across the brain. There is no better wrapper than a banana, and no better cable than a neuron. Like my great uncle used to say: "The zookeeper does not know that my apes are wired."

And those who were not seen apeing were thought to be insane by those who could see the signal.

Dudes with 3 monitors and a herman miller chair are getting outperformed by a monkey with a chip in his head right now.

NO YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE A MOUSE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR BRAIN. WE DIDNT PUT 1024 ELECTRODES IN A MONKEY FOR NOTHING YOU NEED TO SUPPORT INNOVATION IN THIS JUNGLE

⚠️ WARNING: You are on a Computer! Pager is too. ⚠️
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